Porn watch Classic and paradigmatic porn movies from 70s to 2000s

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Crazy Girls (1982)
AKA Teenager in Love​

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Directed by: Gérard Kikoïne, Alan Vydra
Starring: Jean-Pierre Armand, Mika Barthel, Désiré Bastareaud, Annette Haven

Language: German dubbed
1,18GB - 79’05’’ - 720×576 - MP4
Canada, West Germany, France - DVD​

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Crazy Girls/Teenager in Love has a basic plot, but tries to make up for that with presentation: Gauzy music video style fantasy sequences featuring Jesie St. James and Marilyn Jess posing and contorting, to the candle-heavy grotto where our characters watch Sophie Guers being gangbanged by men in period French costumes and wigs (which reminds me of a Police video made a few years later - the candle part, not the gangbang), and even Dominique St. Clair's pouty, pretty New Wave look (in some glimpses he looks like a young toughie; in others he looks as if he's wearing as much makeup as the ladies).
The plot has St. Clair walking in on his father (initially credited on IMDB as Dany Berger - it's definitely not Dany Berger, even if one of Dany's pseuds is used) having office fun with two young ladies. In an amusing character moment, the father's idea of discretion is to simply slip on his suit jacket and continue the conversation naked from the waist down. Dad gives him his medallion, which could be the start of a Leisure Suit Larry game, but is instead the prelude to Pop sending his son off to one of his lothario pals (Alban Ceray).
By LuvSopr​

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The Masseuse (1990)​

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Directed by: Paul Thomas
Starring: Hyapatia Lee, Randy Spears, Danielle Rogers

Language: English original
1,54GB - 87’07’’ - 732×572 - MKV
USA - DVD​

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Frequently cited by adult movie sources as the perfect film to make your significant other cross the line from simulation to penetration, it seems somewhat unfair to confine former performer Paul Thomas' groundbreaking MASSEUSE to the porno genre, even if it does contain elements which inevitably place it in that category. For many aficionados, this flick will be soft on sex, basically just two people in one extended encounter, spread out over four explicit scenes. Other characters are represented only peripherally to the central relationship growing between virginal 28-year old librarian Jim (Randy Spears) and the sympathetic masseuse he frequents, Barbara (Hyapatia Lee), their subtle shifts in dynamics beautifully conveyed through insightful writing from Mark Haggard, best known for co-directing the silly but highly enjoyable FIRST NUDIE MUSICAL with Bruce Kimmel. Coupled with career performances from both leads, who would be re-teamed several times (perhaps most memorably in CENTERFOLD, arguably Bud Lee's best film), this proves a perfectly realized gem, easily one of the finest features to come out of the late '80s/early '90s period, a particularly barren wasteland for the American adult industry.
By Nodriesrespect​

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Hetaste Liggen (1983)
AKA Call Girl​

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Directed by: Andrei Feher
Starring: Olinka Hardiman, Gabriel Pontello, Richard Allan

Language: English dubbed
1,52GB - 87’07’’ - 768×576 - MKV
Sweden - DVD​

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I'm sure Europe must have produced some quality pornography in the '70s and '80s, but judging by what American audiences were subject to as dubbed imports, it sure doesn't seem like much made its way to Yankee shores. CALL GIRL is one such example, a poorly dubbed bastardization of a confusing prostitution romp riddled with ridiculous digressions.
Ghost of a plot finds a young woman trying to sell herself on the streets of Paris (I assume it's Paris - it's a city and all the signs are in French). She's soon placed under arrest by a vice cop (French porno mainstay Richard Allan), who wastes no time taking for free what he should rightfully be paying for. Deciding to help out the lady (after, you know, raping her), he fobs her off on his pimp twin brother Lucifer (also Allan), who slots her into his roster of high-class call girls. If the film is trying to make some larger point by having the crime-king villain and head of the vice squad be literally the same person, it's totally undeveloped, and any potential for higher-level social commentary left on the table.
By Davian_X​

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[Nochvemo]

Couple Cherche Esclaves Sexuels (1979)
AKA Serviced with a Smile AKA Couple Seeking Sex Slaves​

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Directed by: Jean-Claude Roy
Starring: Brigitte Lahaie, Nicole Velna, Alban Ceray

Language: French original, English
1,50GB - 89’48’’ - 720×464 - MP4
France - DVD​

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With 17 concise sex scenes, this lesser-known French Adult feature from the Porno Chic era is Old School filmmaking - nearly a lost art.
The story of a bourgeois couple becoming swingers benefits from the plot device of a deus ex machina new butler showing up who is not what he's supposed to be. Otherwise nothing dramatic or negative happens giving the movie a 100% positive approach to openness ad far as sex is concerned. Recently issued on DVD in America by Third World Media, tbe show looks great and is must viewing as a lovely showcase for leading lady Brigitte Lahaie.
By lor_​

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Les Soirées d'un Couple Voyeur (1980)
AKA Les Enfilées AKA Evenings of a Voyeur Couple​

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Directed by: Jean-Claude Roy
Starring: Brigitte Lahaie, Alban Ceray, Morgane, Rocky

Language: French original
Subtitles: English, Spanish (optionals not embedded)
1,72GB - 78’38’’ - 1024×638 - MP4
France - HDRip​

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"Les enfilées" released on DVD under the title "Les Soirées d'un Couple Voyeur," the story centers on a young couple who, in search of some sexual excitement, delve into the classified ads in the daily newspapers, contacting lonely souls in search of new experiences. From a high-class voyeur wearing white silk gloves to an insecure and inexperienced young man seductively attended to by the hostess (a gorgeous Morgane), the couple evolves on their journey, inviting third parties into their apartment and bed, pushing the boundaries of traditional sexual norms and exploring the concepts of exhibitionism, voyeurism, and unorthodox experimentation, with a final threesome that includes the unsurpassable nymphet Brigitte Lahaie.
"Les enfilées" is elegantly staged with complex dramaturgy and a chromatic texture that distinguishes it from classic American porn of the time. The film embraces its French roots, favoring a witty approach over its more explicit American counterparts. While the lack of subtitles may be a barrier for some, the film's focus on visual storytelling ensures heightened eroticism and a touch of humor. Overall, the film successfully blends eroticism and storytelling, offering a glimpse into the world of swingers and their unconventional yet intriguing lifestyles. With a talented cast and skillful direction by Jean-Claude Roy (AKA Patrick Aubin), it delivers on its promise of an artistic take on pornography.
By MartinOaks​

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Matinee Idol (1984)​

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Directed by: Henri Pachard
Starring: Jesie St. James, John Leslie, Angel, Kay Parker

Language: English original + Commentaries
Subtitles: English, Spanish (optionals not embedded)
2,61GB - 87’53’’ - 1920×1036 - MP4
USA - Bluray​

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The film begins comically with two porn actors, Lance Hardy and Linda Hand (John Leslie and Jesie St. James, respectively), on a film set about to begin a sex session for one of their successful releases. However, the project threatens to derail due to the friction (pun intended) between the two stars, to the point that the producers are forced to look for replacements partner to take their places. After a long series of auditions, Daisy Cheney (a gorgeous and necessarily sweet Angel) is finally hired to replace Linda Hand, while Hand suggests her pool cleaner (a hilarious Herschel Savage) to take Lance Hardy's place. But the Hardy/Hand duo is contractually forced to work together one last time before their replacements begin their rise to fame.
With a distinguished career in softcore films, producer Dave Friedman was talented enough to turn a visibly dull script into a surprisingly entertaining film. Its narrative fluidity, brisk pacing, and pleasantly puerile comedic quality are impressive. Friedman and Pachard manage to wring impressive results from a flimsy premise, and the film moves surprisingly quickly, considering the sagging plot. Part of the reason the material works so well is the cast, with numerous dazzling sexual encounters that help propel the film forward and make it feel lighthearted and fun. The film moves freely between scenarios, and its locations always seem sufficiently populated and decorated. Add to all this a ton of filthy dialogue, and you have a daring, frothy mix that doesn't break any new ground but offers almost 90 solid and surprisingly energetic minutes of adult entertainment.
By MartinOaks​

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Slip Into Silk (1985)​

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Directed by: R. Michael Stringer
Starring: Kelly Nichols, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards

Language: English original
Subtitles: English, Spanish (optionals not embedded)
2,24GB - 77’36’’ - 1440×1080 - MP4
USA - Bluray​

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Silk (sexy former Hustler cover star Kelly Nichols) is a successful, routine-looking late-night radio host who fears losing her job to a horny bimbo (a perfectly cast Janey Robbins, who turns up the volume and the heat) who's been sleeping with the station manager, hoping to be named Silk's replacement. But Laura, the boss's secretary, professes sympathy and loyalty to Silk, and sets up a video camera to record the couple's antics in the office. The results are then unexpectedly shown to the network's sponsors, calling into question the manager's judgment, which was based primarily on his own pleasure rather than the success of the original host.
Although he failed to make much of a splash in his brief directorial career, R. Michael Stringer's (AKA Mike Stryker) real merit was his previously overlooked talent as a cinematographer. She worked on some of pervert Joe Davian's most popular films, such as "Girls USA" and "Manhattan Mistress," and added atmosphere to the carnal pleasures in Phil Marshak's "Intimate Lessons." So, "Slip Into Silk" definitely looks beautiful, which is good, since it doesn't have a particularly original script, but it does feature some very nice and kinky sex scenes.
By MartinOaks​

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Hoffmann & Söhne (1976)
AKA The Pleasure Shoppe​

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Directed by: Alan Vydra
Starring: Candy Dallas, Robert Le Ray, Susan Rosebush

Language: German original
0,99GB - 79’54’’ - 720×540 - MP4
West Germany - DVD​

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Movie made by the Beate Uhse-company. Beate Uhse is to Germany what Hugh Heffner is for the USA. She is the biggest sex-producer of the country, publishing magazines, exploiting sex shops, making porn movies and she owns one of Europe's biggest postal order companies. This is quite an early production of hers, made in 1980. Apparently filmed in Amsterdam with German and French actors.
There isn't much of a story. Father and son Hoffmann run a bookstore. If a woman wants to be pleased sexually, she goes to the bookstore and asks for a magazine. She adds a password and is taken to the back room, where either father Hoffmann or his son, or both at the same time fulfill her sexual desires. The female part of the cast is young and well looking. The male part is less impressive and to see father Hoffmann do his thing doesn't make you feel extremely happy. Oh, there is an orgy too. In the beginning father is wearing a strange uniform, but alas, he takes it off soon.
By Hans-56​

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[Nochvemo]

Heiße Löcher, Geile Stecher (1979)​

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Directed by: Hans Billian
Starring: Jeannie Baker, Sylvia Berg, Hans Billian

Language: German original, French
1,67GB - 78’14’’ - 752×576 - MKV
West Germany - DVD​

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Normally I don't mind watching some realistic looking people in German smut from three decades ago, but this one has absolutely nothing to recommend itself. It's just a some ugly people doing the nasty in a non existent story narrated in the first person by the two leads. And the first lead does not really count anyway. A skinny, smug secretary talks to the camera while sitting at a seaside restaurant and tells us about how she rented an apartment only to find a couple of camera's in the bedroom. So, she called the previous owner to hear her side of the story, meaning the bulk of the picture is a flashback within a flashback. I'll warn you right now that the previous owner, Marietta Stechmuller (Martina Roll), is less good looking than the one who opens the film, and when we finally arrive back where we started from near the end, number one turns out to look better with her clothes on than off. What a waist. Now that I think about it, this 'framework story' might just have been added at the last minute when they found out the film was running 15 minutes short.
By Wolfgang_Rodenbach​

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[Nochvemo]

'V': The Hot One (1978)​

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Directed by: Gary Graver
Starring: Annette Haven, John Leslie, Paul Thomas

Language: English original
Subtitles: Spanish, French (optionals not embedded)
1,69GB - 92’50’’ - 720x576 - MP4
USA - DVD​

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The traumas of an abusive rural childhood drag Valerie, an attractive young woman (superbly played by Annette Haven), into a state of disarray in her relationships with others. As an adult, she senses this psychopathic behavior, even with her husband, and randomly leaves home at night to wander around San Francisco's clubs in search of easy sex, sordidness, and exhibitionism, even becoming a street prostitute out of pure vice rather than economic necessity.
The pseudonym Robert McCallum covered the late director and photography genius Gary Graver in this adult film (one of the best films of the "porno chic" era) based on a true story, but which any film-savvy viewer would recognize as Luis Buñuel's "Belle de Jour" its true inspiration. It's a dramatic and thoughtful sex film where the goddess of the genre, Annette Haven, shines brightly in one of her finest works. Graver handles an intelligent script with commendable delicacy. The sex scenes are invariably raw and intense, and the sublime and very feminine Haven appears very relaxed, even in the marital rape sequence with John Leslie. Kay Parker makes her sexless debut as the madam of a brothel.
By MartinOaks​

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[Nochvemo]

Loose Times at Ridley High (1984)​

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Directed by: Henning Schellerup
Starring: Andrea Adams, Bunny Bleu, Jade Nichols

Language: English original
1,39GB - 71’21’’ - 768x576 - MKV
USA - DVD​

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Producer William Dancer returned to the territory he mined so successfully with LITTLE GIRLS BLUE and its official sequel, both directed by former sexploitation starlet Joanna Williams, so much in fact that it has on occasion been referred to as a legitimate third installment in that particular series. Director Hans (not Damon) Christian, a name that has popped up every once in a while over the years (usually on Dancer-related projects, so it might be him), keeps the pace going, effectively papering over the flick's hackneyed narrative thrust, and don't you go telling me that isn't a nice choice of words ! Nice cinematography and infectious good humor help make this a far more enjoyable endeavor than similar schoolgirl-themed efforts.
The school year is coming to an end at the Ridley High School for young ladies and the girls are getting restless for their upcoming finals as well as their naturally raging hormones. Opening scene references LITTLE GIRLS BLUE most literally as teacher Paul Thomas fantasizes about the charmingly gawky honor student, Andrea Adams from FEMALE SENSATIONS, materializing on the blank page before him. Predictably, the hotties at hand are prepared to go to great lengths to assure good grades.
By Nodriesrespect​

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[Nochvemo]

Petites Culottes Chaudes et Mouillées (1982)
AKA Heiße Höschen AKA Seduce Me Tonight​

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Directed by: Michel Caputo, Michael Goritschnig
Starring: Richard Allan, Alban Ceray, France Lomay

Language: French original
1,43GB - 75’45’’ - 756x576 - MKV
France - DVD​

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Before the video age set in, the makers of pornographic films were a bit more adventurous. The genre conventions were less established and a few things were tried out one would rarely ever see in more recent products. To begin with, this piece has a plot. Womanising Italian lingerie entrepreneur Ricardo Bertini tries to launch his newest collection in France, and - as you do - bed the local talent along the way. Problem is: his pretty new secretary Lisa won't play ball; partly because of his womanising, and partly because she rather plays doll, especially with her girlfriend Minouche. Then there is a plot twist as Ricardo gets kidnapped by the local brainless criminals - a nice opportunity for the director to fit some bondage scenes in; poor Ricardo suffers some abuse many men would pay good money for. Ricardo cannot pay the ransom, as he's broke, but Lisa (who comes from a wealthy family) bails him out and eventually true love prevails.
By SMK-4​

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Bourgeoise et... Pute! (1982)​

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Directed by: Gérard Kikoïne
Starring: Cathy Ménard, Thierry, Dominique Irissou

Language: French original
Subtitles: English, Spanish (optional not embedded)
1,70GB - 77’50’’ - 996x720 - MP4
France - HDRip​

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Muriel's twin sister (a truly sexy Cathy Ménard) has just taken her own life, and at the funeral she receives a letter from her in which she expresses the reasons why she chose a depraved life as a means of distinguishing herself and distancing herself from the decorum imposed by more comfortable surroundings. Sandra has left Muriel the key to her apartment and, therefore, the opportunity to venture into her wild world by assuming her sister's identity. The ease with which Muriel accepts this offer, from the outset, seems a paradigm of Kikoïne's cynical view of humanity and her false sense of dignity. Although Muriel is supposedly a virtuous woman, she quickly adapts to a veritable gallery of dishonest characters, each more sordid than the last, starting with the stuttering and stingy janitor, who demands payment of the outstanding rent in kind.
Gérard Kikoïne always felt more comfortable exploring the dark side of human sexuality and the often-unprecedented lengths to which people were willing to go to maintain a superficial semblance of respectability in a deeply hypocritical society. The well-to-do middle class, the natural habitat of his fellow filmmaker at Alpha France, Claude Bernard-Aubert (AKA Burd Tranbaree), proved to be his favorite target, turning it into a kind of sexual saga. Kikoïne went to great lengths here to depict sex as grotesque, an irresistible driving force that reduces the characters to caricatures. Adopting a superior position as narrator of this farce of human weaknesses, this approach is emphasized by Gérard Loubeau's spectacular camerawork, which prioritizes the distancing effect of long shots and the distortion of wide-angle shots. One of the best in fornication cinema.
By MartinOaks​

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[Nochvemo]

Penelope (1998)​

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Directed by: Alessandro Perrella (AKA Alex Perry)
Starring: Pénélope, Laura Palmer, Cindy Scorsese

Language: Italian original
Subtitles: English, Spanish, Romanian (optionals not embedded)
1,86GB - 84’44’’ - 1280x720 - MP4
Italy - HDRip​

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You will love Penelope. though shot on video this adult movie is beautifully shot. the characters are fun and attractive and the setting is great. it appears to be either a french or Italian villa. obviously a good director shot this film. it even has a plot mixed in for good measure. well sort of us, it's a cute plot about a girl losing her virginity. the odd thing about this movie is that i believe it was shot in France and all the actors are french but it is dubbed in Italian and subtitled in English. who cares. it's hot! my wife watches it and loves it as well. buy it and a bottle of wine and get down with your honey.
By brettweiler​

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[Nochvemo]

Entrecuisses (1977)
AKA Possessions​

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Directed by: Pierre B. Reinhard
Starring: Brigitte Lahaie, Willy Braque, Anouchka

Language: French original
1,35GB - 65’48’’ - 1024x700 - MKV
France - HDRip​

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Nice opening credits... A porn flick starring Brigitte Lahaie. The stunning beauty was not a blond yet, more like a red head. Very very beautiful. In this film she got a couple of casual sex scenes in doggy-style way. In one scene she even got the chance to eat cum but in a very shy way...
She got an argument with her husband. To cheer up a little bit she invited all her friends at her house to party...I mean sex party! The husband comes back. Brigitte set up a trap to catch his man making love with one of her girlfriend...
The movie shows plenty of casual sex...very boring in fact! The 70's feeling from it is quite cool (the house is kitsch and the music score very nice) and the stunning Lahaie steal the show but only if you're a real fan of Brigitte! Otherwise...
By ilovejeanrollin​

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